Warning on cats

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Don't use cats - they'll screw up your data.
- Anonymous science professor to student






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Cat Suduko

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The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
- Carl van Vechten



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Cat's inteliigence

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Intelligence in the cat is underrated.
- Louis Wain




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Cats just sit to be admired

Her function is to sit and be admired

. -- Georgina Strickland Gates



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Cats worry too

One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night. -- Margaret Mead





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Domestic Cat

The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. -- George F. Will




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Mathematical probability

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.

-- Lynn M. Osband



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Lazy Cat

Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? -- Fernand Mery



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Cat and mouse

Cats are designated friends. -- Norman Corwin



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Friends

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal, one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. -- Theophile Gautier, French writer and critic


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Kitten and Dog

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind. The dog is the mirror of his human's physical appearance.

-- Winifred Carriere



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Cat Fur

It is with the approach of winter that cats wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence.

-- Pierre Loti




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Kitten sleeping

Cats sleep anywhere; any table, any chair, top of piano, window ledge, in the middle ... on the edge.

-- Eleanor Farjeon


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Who are fond of cats?

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.






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Flatterer!!!

Cats, like men are flatterers.-William S Landor





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Cat's Virtue

What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.
- - - Gail Hamilton



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Reincarnation

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. --Faith Resnick






Cat: You mean you're the stingy old woman who lived next door?

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Cat in a pot

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.--Jimmy Carr



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Cookin' Cat

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.--Mike Royco



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Sleepy Cat

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.--Joseph Wood Krutch



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Cat, Dog and People

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have.--P. Rourke



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CAT SNACK

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- - - Garrison Keillor



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A cat and a baby

His friendship is not easily won, but something worth having

. -- Michael Joseph, English publisher


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Cat Laws-Law of Sleeping

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.




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Cat Laws-Law of Stretching

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.



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Cat's Law-Law of Electric Attraction

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.



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Cat Laws -Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.



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Cat Laws-Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Composition

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.



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When Cats Wanna Have Fun

Cats wanna have fun all the time.

Girls Having Fun

Listen to their conversations in Cat's language.

Cat1: She must have hidden it here somewhere.
Cat2: (groans) uhm
Cat1: Wanna help me?
Cat2: (Groans) I do not know even have a clue what you're looking for.
Cat 1: It's the edible panty, silly.
Cat 2 (Burps) (thought baloon) so that's it and I thought, she was just hiding sweets in her drawer of undies. (Burps again).


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Cats Can Dream a White Christmas Too

Watch them sing "I am Dreaming of A White Christmas".


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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort

Cat quotation : "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort"


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Happy Kittens

"When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even."



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Climbing Cat

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The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds.-- K. C. Buffington





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Fat Cats

Cat quotation: Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.--George F. Will:

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Proficiency in Upmanship

Cat quotation: One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.--Barbara Webster



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Soft and Silky Sleeping Kitten

Cat quotation: He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep. --Saki (H. H. Munro)



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Give Cat a Fish

Cat quotation:Give a cat a fish and you feed her for a day; teach a cat to fish and she will wait for you to feed her. --HBS




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Autocratic Cat

Cat quotation: Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their ''evil'' look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it.-- Camille Paglia:





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Kittens as gift

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What greater gift than the love of a cat? --Charles Dickens





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Business minded cat

Cat quotation : The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar...cats are disdainful of everything but their own immediate interests.--Robertson Davies


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Cat and kitten

Cat quotation: Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one.--Thomas Fuller






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Cat massages

Cat quotation: There are many who say that a dog has his day,
And a cat has a number of lives;

(Dylan Thomas (1914-1953), Welsh poet.



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Cat Plays with Feather Duster

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When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.--Montaigne



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Kitten is mad

Cat quotation : "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
-- Agnes Repplier






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Cat won't share food with dog

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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart

-Ernest Menaul



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Excuse me

A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there's not a thing you can do about it....Cat Quote by Frank Perkins.





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Funny Ca ts

Cat quotation: “I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted - but his or her entertainment value”




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Kitten drowsing

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A little drowsing cat is an image of a perfect beatitude

--
Jules Champfleury





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The Cat and the Comb

It's not because I already run out of pics of cats as well as quotations but
I found some good videos on cats like this one from Athualpa.




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Cats emerging

Cat quotation: One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.




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Kittens, Kittens and Kittens

Cat quotes: One had a cat's face,
One whisked a tail,
One tramped at a rat's pace,
One crawled like a snail,
One like a wombat prowled obtuse and furry,
One like a ratel tumbled hurry skurry.



Youtube by Daphne.


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Open Sesame

Cat quotation : A cats worst enemy is a closed door.




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I feel pretty

Cat quotes: You don't have to tell a cat it's pretty.



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Cat dances

Moroccan Proverb: An old cat will not learn how to dance.
But this cat did.



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Curiosity killed the cat

Cat Quotation: Curiosity kills a cat.

Let's see.

I thought I saw the mouse run inside this thing.



Now where is he, is there a hole somewhere.


Help, my head is stuck.

Whew what a smell, I think I am going to faint.


or die.