Reincarnation

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. --Faith Resnick






Cat: You mean you're the stingy old woman who lived next door?

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Cat in a pot

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.--Jimmy Carr



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Cookin' Cat

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.--Mike Royco



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Sleepy Cat

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.--Joseph Wood Krutch



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Cat, Dog and People

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have.--P. Rourke



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CAT SNACK

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- - - Garrison Keillor



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A cat and a baby

His friendship is not easily won, but something worth having

. -- Michael Joseph, English publisher


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Cat Laws-Law of Sleeping

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.




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Cat Laws-Law of Stretching

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.



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Cat's Law-Law of Electric Attraction

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.



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Cat Laws -Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.



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Cat Laws-Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Composition

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.



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When Cats Wanna Have Fun

Cats wanna have fun all the time.

Girls Having Fun

Listen to their conversations in Cat's language.

Cat1: She must have hidden it here somewhere.
Cat2: (groans) uhm
Cat1: Wanna help me?
Cat2: (Groans) I do not know even have a clue what you're looking for.
Cat 1: It's the edible panty, silly.
Cat 2 (Burps) (thought baloon) so that's it and I thought, she was just hiding sweets in her drawer of undies. (Burps again).


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Cats Can Dream a White Christmas Too

Watch them sing "I am Dreaming of A White Christmas".


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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort

Cat quotation : "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort"


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Happy Kittens

"When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even."



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