Cat's rejection

Cat quote:



In English

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat."
- Anon

In Spanish

" Para que un hombre entienda verdad el rechazamiento, él debe primero ser no hecho caso por un cat."

In Chinese

" 为了一个人能真实地了解拒绝，他必须由cat."首先忽略;

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Cat's courage

Cat quote:



In English:

"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them."
- Jim Davis

In Spanish:

" Manera abajo profundamente, los mismos impulsos nos todos motivamos. Los gatos tienen el valor de vivir por them."

In Chinese:

" 方式下来深深，我们全部由同样敦促刺激。 猫有勇气居住在them."旁边;



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Cat's massage

Cat quote:


In English:

A meow massages the heart.
- Stuart McMillan

In Spanish:

Un maullido da masajes al corazón.

In Chinese:


猫叫声按摩心脏。

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Cat's lives

cat's quote:



In English:

The cat lives his own life; he expects you to live yours.
--Nelson A. Crawford

In Spanish:

El gato vive su propia vida; él espera que vivas el tuyo.

In Chinese:

猫居住他自己的生活; 他盼望你居住你的。




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Cat sleeping in bed

Cat quote:

In English

A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.
—Jenny de Vries

In Spanish

Cotización del gato:

Un gato permite que duermas en la cama. En el borde.

In Chinese

猫行情：

猫在床上允许你睡觉。 在边缘。



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Cats can be friendly

Cat quote:

In English

One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing — or they pretend they do.

In Spanish

Una razón que admiramos gatos está para su habilidad en one-upmanship. Parecen siempre salir en tapa, no importa qué están haciendo - o los fingen hacen.

In Chinese


我们敬佩猫的一个原因是为他们的熟练在高人一等的作风。 他们总是似乎获得成功，不管他们做着-或他们假装他们。




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Cat yawns

Cat quote:

In English

Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating the
ultimate human ecstasy....a sense of complete and utter boredom.

In Spanish

Los gatos y los adolescentes bostezan exactamente de la misma manera, comunicando el último éxtasis humano….un sentido del aburrimiento completo y completo.


In Chinese:

猫和少年打呵欠以同一方式，传达最后人的销魂….完全和完全乏味感觉。







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Cat's don't care attitude

Cat quote:

In English;

Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
- Winifred Carriere

In Spanish:

Los gatos saben si gente como o los tienen aversión siempre. No cuidan siempre bastante para hacer cualquier cosa sobre él.

In Chinese

猫是否总是知道人们象或烦恶他们。 他们足够总是不关心做什么对此。


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Warning on cats

Cat quote


Don't use cats - they'll screw up your data.
- Anonymous science professor to student






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Cat Suduko

Cat quote:

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
- Carl van Vechten



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Cat's inteliigence

Cat quote:


Intelligence in the cat is underrated.
- Louis Wain




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Cats just sit to be admired

Her function is to sit and be admired

. -- Georgina Strickland Gates



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Cats worry too

One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night. -- Margaret Mead





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Domestic Cat

The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. -- George F. Will




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Mathematical probability

The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.

-- Lynn M. Osband



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Lazy Cat

Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? -- Fernand Mery



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Cat and mouse

Cats are designated friends. -- Norman Corwin



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Friends

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal, one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. -- Theophile Gautier, French writer and critic


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Kitten and Dog

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind. The dog is the mirror of his human's physical appearance.

-- Winifred Carriere



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Cat Fur

It is with the approach of winter that cats wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence.

-- Pierre Loti




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Kitten sleeping

Cats sleep anywhere; any table, any chair, top of piano, window ledge, in the middle ... on the edge.

-- Eleanor Farjeon


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Who are fond of cats?

People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.






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Flatterer!!!

Cats, like men are flatterers.-William S Landor





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Cat's Virtue

What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.
- - - Gail Hamilton



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Reincarnation

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. --Faith Resnick






Cat: You mean you're the stingy old woman who lived next door?

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Cat in a pot

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.--Jimmy Carr



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Cookin' Cat

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.--Mike Royco



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Sleepy Cat

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.--Joseph Wood Krutch



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Cat, Dog and People

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have.--P. Rourke



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CAT SNACK

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
- - - Garrison Keillor



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A cat and a baby

His friendship is not easily won, but something worth having

. -- Michael Joseph, English publisher


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Cat Laws-Law of Sleeping

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.




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Cat Laws-Law of Stretching

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.



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Cat's Law-Law of Electric Attraction

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.



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Cat Laws -Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.



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Cat Laws-Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Composition

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.



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