CAT's THOUGHTS

These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.



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CAT WISDOM

Cat quote:

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Pluto is not a planet. It is a Disney character.

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CAT HATES WATER

Cat quote:

The cat loves fish, but she's loth to wet her feet.

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CAT TORTURES

Cat proverb:

"The cat who frightens the mice away is as good as the cat who eats them" - German proverb

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CAT WINDOW

Cat quote:

"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."

- Irish Legend



You can't get out yet. She is still out there.

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CAT AT HOME

Cat quote of the day

I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.

- - - Jean Cocteau





Now let me see what's on TV.

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CAT chaplin

There are no ordinary cats.
- - - Colette

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CAT Fights

"A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes" - Indian proverb

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CAT BOXER

"If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed?" -- Winifred Carriere

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CAT 'S OFFERING ITSELF

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.
- - - William S. Burroughs

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Blame it to the Dog

A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.




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My ball

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.




This mine.

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Cat commandeer

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.





Time to ride.

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CAT ON A LAPTOP

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -- Bruce Graham



I am going to use the laptop. NOW.



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Cat IS IN

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.
- - - Dr Louis J. Camuti



KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

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Mad Cat

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
- - - Lillian Johnson





Die humans....

THUMBELINA

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece" -- Leonardo da Vinci




It's sure is BIG WORLD!!!

FAT CAT

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
- - - John Weitz




Don't talk about food, please.

CATs COUNT

"If you can't remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough" -- Unknown



Do you know how to count?

CAT EVIL

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick



Time to Take A snack.

CAT's Warm welcome

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." -- Tay Hohoff



Welcome. I want to touch you.

INFINITE CAT

"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway




One more coming up.

SLEEPING BEAUTY

The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat.
- - - Charles J. Brady




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CAT FISH(ES)

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
- - - Doris Lessing


No you can't fish here.

The Cat and the Fiddle

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
- - - Albert Schweitzer



Did the cow jump over the moon?

CAT DRUNK

A cat pours his body on the floor like water.
- - - William Lyon Phelps



More, more please.


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CAT FURRRR

Cats are a waste of fur.
- - - Rita Rudner




I need some eyeglassess. Can't see.


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TRAINING THE CATS

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
- - - Bill Dana (William Szathmary)




Quick, she's coming.

CATS WASH

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.
- - - Helen Thomson




It sure still tastes the little mouse we caught.

A Kitten is a Kitten until it becomes a Cat

The trouble with a kitten is that...


Eventually....
It becomes a cat!
- - - Ogden Nash





But I need pacifier too.

Cat angel

"No heaven will not ever heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me" - unknown




Blame the drunk driver.

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CAT REFUSES TO STOOP

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- - - Doug Larson





No way.


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Cats do not grow on trees

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- - - Mark Twain





Or less.


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CAT PINK

"Puss on the hearth with velvet paws, sits wiping o'er his whiskered jaws." -- Erasmus Darwin



And all I want is to eat strawberry.


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KITTENS FIND THEIR WAY HOME

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
- - - Cynthia E. Varnado



We are not lost, are we?


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KITTEN EXPLORING

"There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." -- Jules Champfleury




Momma, momma, momma

CAT SEES

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer.
- - - Paula Poundstone



I thought I saw a fly.


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KIT NAP

"Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives." -- Stephen Baker




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CAT FLOWER

"A kitten is the rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom." -- Robert Southy



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CAT BREAKFAST TIME

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown



you're late. my breakfast is an hour ago.

Cat IS IN

Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.
- - - Dr Louis J. Camuti



KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

CATS Dining

"Dogs eat, cats dine." -- Ann Taylor

CAT SCREAMs

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
- - - William S. Burroughs




No, no, no.

CAT FIGHTs

"You may own a cat, but cannot govern one." -- Kate Sanborn



Obey or perish.

CAT GOD

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -- Unknown

CAT CATCHES MOUSE

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
- - - W. C. Fields




Cheesy, cheesy, come and get it.

CAT and DOG

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." -- Mark Twain





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Cat's Yoga

"Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the contemplative life He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha." -- Andrew Long




Don't disturb. I am meditating.

CAT BREED-ABYSSINIAN

Abyssinian resembles the noble cats depicted in ancient Egyptian statues. The breed sports a ticked, richly colored tabby coat without markings on legs, tail and neck, but with dramatic facial markings. The Aby comes in four coat colors: ruddy, red, blue and fawn. The aby may not be a lap cat but is among the most loyal and highly intelligent of breeds.