Cat Laws-Law of Sleeping

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.




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Cat Laws-Law of Stretching

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.



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Cat's Law-Law of Electric Attraction

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.



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Cat Laws -Law of Random Comfort Seeking

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Motion

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Embarrassment

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.



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Cat Laws-Law of Pill Rejection

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Disinterest

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.



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Cat Laws-Law of Cat Composition

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.



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